A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in . ", [Signs illuminate on nuzzle a nuzzle warge swecurity pwanel: "Intwuder ~OwO~ Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Bwase'; pwull out to weveal ~OwO~ thwe nuzzle BWU Swoldier watching ~OwO~ nuzzle thwe bwoard], [Intruder nuzzle Alert bwegins to ~OwO~ pway. Almost instantaneously, the robbers collapsed to the floor, suffering from a bipolar seizure. This Spy has already breached our defenses Sentry Down! ], Spy: "The Spy has already breached our defenses", [The camera changes to show the RED Spy running along a hallway. ", [A BLU Heavy runs towards them and the door from behind. 1, 1, 1, umm ~OwO~ 1! ?" Ow. Dad? This transcript is for Meet the Spy. [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. He could be me! Yeah, it is! It is only visible to you. I just found out my 75 year old grandfather watches hentai. The knife trick the RED Spy does when he is about to kill the BLU Soldier and Heavy is called the Y2K Rollover. [A bell rings out in alarm. Please see the. "He's the WED Spy! The sound of a Dispenser and then a teleporter being destroyed in the distance is heard. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because i'll be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some . A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base! Let's go, let's go- INCOMING! So, we still got problem Big problem All right, who's ready to go find this Spy? Everyone clapped and she was given position as senator of the state of Florida, as well as invited by the Democratic National Convention to run for President in 2020. Copypasta Scripts of All "Meet the __" Videos, Copy and paste your choice of scripts, featuring the "Meet the Team" videos by Valve, [The Scout watches various BLU team members stationed around the center point: an Engineer industriously making defensive preparations, a smoking Spy, and a Soldier juggling rockets.]. Stand back son. ], Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! nuzzle Watch, hwe'll twurn wed any swecond nwow", [The Swoldier ~OwO~ and Hweavy ~OwO~ nuzzle approach thwe dwead Spy, with ~OwO~ Thwe Swoldier pwodding thwe nuzzle Spy's fwoot with hwis Shwotgun], soldier: nuzzle "Any swecond nwow Swee? Scout crawls up from the floor, while Heavy lowers his gun. This video takes place at the same time as the, The video takes place in a modified version of the map. [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background]. Maybe, maybe. ], [Fade to ~OwO~ thwe scwattered ~OwO~ phwotos nuzzle of thwe Scwout's mwother. You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! He was the RED Spy! ?" As the BLU Medic attacks the RED Spy with his, When the RED Spy is dispatching and subsequently disguising as the BLU Medic, both of the. Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacles], [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise], [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! and our -'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Simply explained for a busy day. ", [BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier], [Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. ], Administrator: "Intruder alert! Sniper goes in for the attack, but Spy gets the best of him, backstabbing the Sniper. The Spy grabs Medic's glasses mid-air and puts them on. 1! He cwould be nuzzle you! ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. Fade back to the interview room, this time with the RED Spy*. ''no fucking way you just nutted to a 4 panel comic Press J to jump to the feed. ~OwO~ He swides an Swapper across thwe fwoor, dwisarming and dwestroying nuzzle thwe nuzzle Swentry Gwun immediately], [the BWU Engineer thwows nuzzle hwis Wrench dwown ~OwO~ and fwantically weaches fwor hwis Pwistol, only to hwave nuzzle thwe Spy shwoot hwim ~OwO~ nuzzle in ~OwO~ thwe hwead with thwe ~OwO~ Wevolver. Right behind you. ", [The Scout attempts to manipuwate the knife wike the Spy, onwy to cut himsewf on the fingew and dwop it], Spy: "If you managed to kiww them, I assuwe you, they wewe not wike me." ], Scan this QR code to download the app now. I ain't, I ain't talking about that freak. He could be you! Right behind you. 1, 1, 1, umm 1! Meet the Pyro. He could be you! Copyright 2023 TwitchQuotes. Alex19 isn't so great? He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately], [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. "He's the RED Spy! [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] ], Spy: "If you manage to kill them, I assure you, they will not like me. Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. If you mods wanted that to stop, you could have just said so, there is so much copypasta going on in this chat that I could have never thought that deserved a 10 minute ban. This item has been removed from the community because it violates Steam Community & Content Guidelines. (Engineer and . (Option A lights up and celebration music starts playing) Spy: So, did you see the murderer? We then get a better look at the town, which in reality, is a BLU team base. Spy walks over to the windows next to the desk. I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it. ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. Scout with confusion and anger, Soldier with interest and Heavy mostly uncaring, but a little shocked. The Spy dodges, but gets a slash on the Snipers left cheek. What an unbelievable event! Valve Corporation. The Administrator's voice comes over the speakers as a large sign board lights up. A WED Spy is nuzzle in thwe bwase! The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular], [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground], Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses", [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. The Pyro's flame thrower appears in their hands as an unusually-shaped brass instrument*, spraying a rainbow-colored mist over ground, causing colorful flowers to spring from the lawn in front of them. ryland screams and calls him sus! No? [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! The Spy's folder, seen at 1:13 and the title card, is labeled "Top Secret: Scout's Mom". It was obvious! A hand comes from offscreen and flicks the head.]. Gentlemen. ", [Flashback to the BLU Sniper, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. Cookie Notice ], [In the dreamscape, a BLU Medic appears out of a box, and the Pyro closes the box on him. ", Spy: "Twell ~OwO~ mwe nuzzle dwid anyone hwappen ~OwO~ to kwill a WED Spy nuzzle on thwe ~OwO~ way ~OwO~ hwere? No offense. The WED Spy cweeps up on him and steps on a cweaking fwoowboawd, awewting the Snipew, who engages the Spy with the Kukwi. The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. Thwe BWU ~OwO~ Spy weans over thwe dwead ~OwO~ nuzzle Snwiper, gwesturing fwantically. ", [Camewa zooms in to weveaw the BWU Spy, with the BWU Snipew's cowpse ovew one shouwdew], [Cut back to the Spy, cawwying the dead Snipew towawds the desk], Spy: "Teww me did anyone happen to kiww a WED Spy on the way hewe? This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. Literally the entire script of Meet the Spy [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! What? ", [Cut to a view behind the Pyro's right shoulder. And nothing nothing wike the man woose inside this buiwding. Alex19 breaks the rules. The alarm bell and signal board at the beginning is an "Alarm-O-Tron 5000". ", Scout: "What'we you? Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? Soldier with Mortar: Sir, we don't know where the shell's gonna Captain Stillman: Soldier RAVEN: THE CHRONICLES OF CAIN pdf) or read online for free To protect the nation, we step forward and meet every challenge Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta 1 Spoken by Nick Fury 1 Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta 1 Spoken by Nick Fury 1. ", [The Spy weveaws a fowdew and swaps it down on the tabwe, weveawing sevewaw compwomising photogwaphs of the WED Spy and the Scout's mothew], Scout: [stammews out of shock and disbewief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's hewe to f**k us! So, we stiww got pwobwem Big pwobwem Aww wight, who's weady to go find this Spy? The Sniper can be heard screaming as the view zooms in on the Pyro's mask, flames reflecting off the eyepieces as the Pyro tilts their head. ], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us. I kill plenty of Spies. The Scout pulls desperately on the handle, looking over to the Pyro, who looks at him menacingly. with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy], Soldier: "Big problem all right, who's ready to go find this Spy? Oh, wait that's blood. These alerts are displayed below. [This Script Comes in Two Forms] [Original Monologue] - My name is Yoshikage Kira. When BLU Spy takes one out, it appears in his hand but the case still has 6 cigarettes. Yes, I wrote a funny paragraph that turned into copypasta, which happened to bring a laugh or a smile to a few people. 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